Saturday, September 17, 2011

Ten Things I've Been Lovin Lately

Ten Things I've Been Lovin Lately...

Electric Picnic
Yeeeeowwww!! Bleedin amazeballs. We only got there on Saturday due to some unfortunate mishaps with work, but still - pitched the tent, downed a few cans, and went straight to the muzak. By far the absolute highlight was the Chemical Brothers .... wow. Like... wow. They were on for nearly two hours and the whole time was just non stop raving. Arcade Fire were also very good, as was Pulp. The drive home on Monday morning however... not so good. Also probably not legal, the state I was in...

X Factor
YES!! Saturday night pre-drinking games are back. Newly added -drink every time Kelly Rowland says something ghetto, drink every time one of the judges 'cries', and drink every time Louis's eyes light up like dollar signs when someone shite but 'loveable' comes on stage. I was trollied last weekend...

Got a lotta gigs lined up over the next few months - Cutcopy, Foster the People, The Naked and Famous, Britney (slightly out of place in that line up, I know!) and potentially 2Many DJ'S (again). Now all I need is for someone to magically source a pair of Red Hot Chili Peppers tickets and all will be well with the world... hint hint??

Work nights out
Yussss everything is paid for. We went on a pretty epic pub crawl last weekend, which involved several embarrassing but amazing tasks to be done in order to win points. There was an open bar also... and then this is where the auld memory gets a bit hazy.  D2 was involved, as was Krystle... and then a very long walk home. I spent the whole next day curled up in a ball in the foetal position ... and then went out again that night. Hence the reason I spent the whole of the following week with no voice. Not great when your job involves being on air. Hmm...

I'm With You
The new Red Hot Chili Peppers album. Far better than the last, although not quite as good at previous ones. Still, a solid effort from a band that has been around for over twenty years. My favourite track is Brendan's Death Song, definitely give it a listen.

Peanutbutter M&M's
A friend was in the states over the summer and brought me back a GIANT bag - seriously, it will keep me going until Christmas. If you've never had them, shit buzz for you, you're missing out big time!

I know, I'm very much a latecomer to this game, but I finally joined and have barely been off it since. This would be fine if my Facebook addicition had somewhat subsided in its place - it has not. My phone never leaves my hands now. I am a real life disaster.

I was at a friend's wedding a few weeks ago, and I hadn't been to one in quite some time, so I'd forgotten how much fun they are. It was down in the Summerhill Hotel in Enniskerry, and they got very lucky with the weather. Cake was delish.

Getting More Air Time
Its my voice reading the news for a minute. There's just nothing quite like it when that's exactly where you want to be in life :-)

Game Of Thrones
Jaysus. Why had I never watched this before?! There's ten episodes in the series, each being an hour long, and I squeezed all of them in in five days. I'd always loved Sean Bean, and this just cemented my belief that he's an unbelievably talented actor. Every episode ends on a cliffie (which is probably why I watched three in a row one evening), and the plot is fantastic. Highly reccommended. Even just to watch Sean Bean.

Tweet Tweet!

I finally gave in and joined Twitter... and it's safe to say I am addicted.

Follow me, I'll follow you back!!/CarthyKarin

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Permanent Ink

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls....

I got my first tattoo today!

I have to say, it actually wasn't as painful as I was anticipating, just a kind of stinging feeling. I've been dancing around getting it done for a while, so I finally just went for it.

Its the first line of a poem from Lord of the Rings, and I love it because its its kind of like a "don't judge a book by its cover" sort of thing. Gold is precious, and not everything that is precious in life is gonna be sparkly, but its still gold.

Next step... tongue piercing ;-)

PS: here's the poem in full...

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Here is a list...

... of people who should not be allowed to operate a vehicle. Complete with examples!

1 - The elderly.
I don't care if this falls under the ageist category, once you start keeping Werther's in your glove box, you need to re take your driving test. I was driving down the coast road in Clontarf the other day, and an elderly couple were driving towards me on the wrong side of the road. I am not joking - we swerved into the bus lane beside to avoid a head on collision. I also witnessed another auld granny do an illegal u turn facing the wrong way in a bus lane. There's multiple things wrong with that one. Not to mention that the majority of them drive at least 10km under the usually already too low speed limit. Why...? Only they know.

2 - People who do not understand the concept of 'the fast lane'.
The right hand lane on dual carriage ways and motorways is the over taking lane - otherwise known as the fast lane to most. I know there's a speed limit, but in all honesty anyone who drives in this lane doesn't stick to it. And on their own head be it, but you gotta move over to the middle lane if you're doing the limit - its just the unwritten rule. The worst case of this I have experienced thus far is a car doing 80km in the far right lane of the motorway - the motorway being a hundred, if you don't know. As Beyonce would say, to the left, to the left, please!

2a - People who hog the fast lane.
In a smiliar way, people who are in the middle lane and overtake a car - thus moving into the right lane - and then stay at roughly the same speed as the car they are over taking, or who only crawl past inch by inch. Lads come on now, just hit the pedal for a second or two and you'll be past them and can move back and allow those of us willing to speed to get on with it. The guards aren't going to pull you over for going a mile or two over the limit, sure they'd be speeding so fast themselves they wouldn't even notice you.

3 - People who cannot correctly use a two lane roundabout.
*Deep, calming breath...* Alright now people. It really is not that hard. If you are going all the way around, you go on the inside lane. If you're taking an exit before the last, you're on the outside. You do not go all the way around the roundabout in the outside lane. Why? Well, basic spatial awareness will show that you will crash into anyone on the inside lane who is also exiting. I was going around a large roundabout coming off the motorway, and was taking the third exit, the fourth being the one I was coming from. Two ice cream trucks (totally bizzare...) were coming from the exit before me in the outside lane, so I let them pass and then drove on. We both passed my first exit, then my second, which is where they should have left... then I went to the third exit, and they both feckin cut in front of me and went back around the roundabout! This is how people crash and die, come on now!

4 - Tractors.
Tractors were designed for fields. Cars for roads. At least drive in the goddam bus lane when you can, ye feckin potato munchers...

5 - Cyclists
Ah, cyclists... the bane of my existance. Now look, I have friends that cycle and mostly they're grand, but there are an awful lot of shite bag cyclists out there. I hate cyclists that insist on using the road when there is a perfectly good cycle track right beside them - a lot of money has been spent on creating these, use them, they were made for you. The road was made for me. And considering a lot of cyclists complain about not being treated like "proper road users", they seem to break a lot of red lights. I can't do that so you can just feckin sit there aswell, ya bollix. One-way streets also do not seem to apply to them, and I have seen plenty on their phones. Don't even start me on the ones that cycle two abreast! I certainly wouldn't roll up beside my mate and have a chat through the open windows while driving along!

I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm a saint of a driver - the scratches on my mother's car door and a burst tyre would certainly tell you otherwise. But hey, we're all entitled to a rant, especially those of us who drive for a living and spend nine hours a day dealing with this crap.

And, I don't think even I could handle this bad boy.... you win at life if you can work out what lane to use.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Night night!

My body clock had only just readjusted, and then I went and stayed up til five in the morning on friday night, and half two last night, and then slept until eleven yesterday and this morning.


Basically, a week away will mess up your system, especially if your system is as annoying as mine and involved getting up at stupid o'clock to be in work by half seven, and going to bed while its broad daylight and the kids are still playing on the streets. Tough aul life.

The entire week I was away, I didn't go to be before 4am once - purely because I could do that. In fact, on the second last night I didn't go to bed until eleven o'clock the next morning, and then slept until dinner. To top it off, our flight home was at 7.30am and so we didn't go to bed at all.

This never ends well for anyone. Needless to say I crashed big time when I got home, slept for most of the afternoon, and then proceeded to lie wide awake all night long shooting counting sheep.

My alarm is set for 6am as usual, and I'm wide awake.

There's really no easy way to do it... you just have to force your body back into its normal sleeping pattern. And if that means I have to take a leaf out of Homer Simpson's book, then so be it.

Any tips for falling asleep...? And please don't recommend hot chocolate - I've had two already..

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

We're all going on a ... sunny holiday!

Laydees... I am off to sunny sunny Spain tomorrow morning! I'll be back in a week at a ridiculous hour of the morning so I'll probably be wide awake and I'll do a thorough catch up on all your blogs :-)


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Bridesmaids or and entire fleet of bridezillas??

I am permanently scarred for life. I saw a large, unnattractive sweaty woman both vomit and deal with diahorrea at the same time, another soiled her own wedding dress, and another one rolled around on the grass covered in chocolate cake. And these are the polite aspects of the movie Bridesmaids.

Kristen Wiig plays Annie, a thirty something woman who has managed to convice herself that she's totally OK with the friends-with-benefits situation she's gotten herself into with Ted (John Hamm); despite the fact that Ted wears the definition of the word 'friend' very thin and evokes more of the 'total dickhead' personna. Add to that her personal space invading Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum flatmates, and the fact that Annie hates her job, and you have one miserable lady.

The icing on the cake though comes when Annie's best friend Lillian (Maya Rudolph) decides to get engaged. Well, that's a slap in the face. It gets better though - Lillian's brand new other best friend is the stunningly beautiful and exquisitely elegant Helen (played by Rose Byrne - Briseis from Troy, bet you'd never have spotted that one if I hadn't told you). If Annie had a pair of balls, this would surely be the kick in them.

Barely five minutes into the film is the scene where everyone toasts the newly engaged couple, and this is what sets the pace for the rest of the film ... and you begin to wonder exactly what you've gotten yourself in for. Annie and Helen engage in what is easily the most cringey scene in a movie I've ever wittnessed. Honestly - I was actually hiding behind my hands at this total and utter travesty, the sheer humiliation of both parties was almost too much for me to handle. If you lap up this kind of stuff though, this might just be the best thing you've ever seen.

Untill, that is, the dress fitting scene.

Oh. Dear. Lord.

No really - OHDEARLORD.

Annie tries to outdo Helen by bringing the bridal party to a great little Brazillian resteraunt, but once the gang get to the dress shop afterwards you very slowly start to realise that they are all (except Helen, who - rather wisely, upon reflection - snubbed the food) suffering from food poisoning. Whatever it is they've eaten, their bodies want rid of it...

I don't feel its necessary to explain that last sentence.

The sheer volume of absolute revulsion over what is happening is completely unapologetic, and culminating in a scene so horrifying that you will either be legging it from the cinema crying because you will now break out into a sweat everytime you walk past a bridal shop for the rest of your life, or falling out of your seat crying tears of blissful laughter. Either way, its a scene that sticks in your mind.

This is the peak of the movie. As a primarily female audience (although there were a fair few males in my screen), we're really not used to this level of disgustingness (its a word..) This is the female version of the likes of Superbad; who said girls don't get toilet humour??

The beauty of this film is actually in the revulsion; the female rivalry thing has been done to death, lets be honest, but most of it has been pandering to silly stereotypes about girls cat fighting over what shoes to wear. Bridesmaids takes on a whole new level because the cast are more than willing to just embrace the gross out bits, and aren't afraid to do things that make them look highly unattractive - lets be honest, sweaty diarohhea is no one's friend.

Watch out for Irish boy Chris O'Dowd, who's portrayal of Nathan Rhodes the cop is really well done. The knight in shining armour scene at the end is cliched, but other than that, his attraction with Annie is believable. Another star is Melissa McCarthy - you might also know her as Sookie from the Gilmore Girls (which I am sad to say, I can now never watch again in quite the same way...) She plays Megan, Lillian's fiance's large, loud, and brash sister. Most of the more spectacular one liners come from her, and she doesn't shy away or tone down her vulgarity at all - she really couldn't be less attractive throughout this film, and more power to her as a great actress for that, as she hit the nail spot on the head.

Director Paul Feig (Mr Pool from Sabrina, would you believe?!) has a lot to be proud of, and while I am still trying to banish certain scenes from my memory forever so I can once again sleep peacefully - or not shudder violently at the thought of Brazillian food - Bridesmaids is a piece of comedic genious, and if you're OK with a little gross out humour, I definitely reccomend it. Just don't go on a full stomach...