A few new years resolutions that certain celebrities should probably take up...
Learn to sleep when it is dark, and wake up during daylight hours, like a normal person. I also aim to only spend half the amount of time in rehab this year as I did last year ... baby steps.
Learn the ancient and most noble arts of smiling, and of cleanliness.
Stop wearing half pieces of clothing picked out of an eighties reject bin by a blind person.
Only adopt five more kids this year - love does eventually run out.
Spend less time on the phone...
Wear a nice trouser suit.
The entire cast of Jersey Shore:
Try to learn the difference between fake tan and orange war paint.
Try to ... no wait, I'm fucking Kanye West. I'm already perfect.
And I'm well aware that these gorgeous laydeez are not celebrities, but I saw the photo and just thought that they could use a resolution aswell...
"We resolve to wear clothing that hasn't been shredder by a lawnmower and sprayed by a paint machine..."