Sunday, January 16, 2011

"I'm, like, a writer now! With real word, and stuff!"

So its true - anyone can put pen to paper. Jersey Shore's resident ditz, Snooki, has written a book (I say 'written'... I clearly mean someone far more intelligent deciphered her babbling, removed seventy percent of the word 'like', and re-wrote it in words that normal people understand). Snooki herself said that her "helper" wrote "the good paragraphs and, like, the good sentences".

But this isn't an autobiography. Its actually a novel, called A Shore Thing. Snooki clearly pulled out all the stops with the originality and inventiveness, as the main characters are two Italian-American cousins called Gia and Bella, who spend their summer cruising the Jersey Shore looking for boys. One is a short, fun loving party girl, and the other is an outgoing and occasionally aggressive man-eater.

Well ... life does imitate art.

And as a special treat for you all, here is a small excerpt ...

"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky".

Oh. Wow. Award winning stuff right there. JK Rowling eat your heart out. And what else would you expect? Sure the girl has read two whole books in her entire life, obviously she's well versed in literary skills.



8 comments:

  1. oh lord, i don't know whether to laugh or cry at what society lauds these days...at least there is some wisdom here..don't shake your peaches too hard

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  2. "I'm not trashy, unless I'm drunk!"
    -Snooki

    <3

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  3. oh god give me strength! she is ridiculous! only in America would she get to write a book like! RIDICULOUS!! >:(

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  4. Oh Jesus. That's a Pulitzer Prize winner right there.

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  5. *rendered speechless by the sheer magnitude of Snooki's literary prowess*

    *dies*

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  6. Utterly baffling isn't it? I'd buy it ... purely for fire fuel.

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  7. Haha,let us know if you do read the book...I hear it's on the New York top seller list.
    I'm not a fan, but she is smart to use her current fame to make quick $$.

    Aldina
    http://circleofdesign.blogspot.com/

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