But this isn't an autobiography. Its actually a novel, called A Shore Thing. Snooki clearly pulled out all the stops with the originality and inventiveness, as the main characters are two Italian-American cousins called Gia and Bella, who spend their summer cruising the Jersey Shore looking for boys. One is a short, fun loving party girl, and the other is an outgoing and occasionally aggressive man-eater.
Well ... life does imitate art.
And as a special treat for you all, here is a small excerpt ...
"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky".
Oh. Wow. Award winning stuff right there. JK Rowling eat your heart out. And what else would you expect? Sure the girl has read two whole books in her entire life, obviously she's well versed in literary skills.