Wednesday, February 16, 2011


There was some sort of crap recently about Jordan's daughter receiving some mysterious burns... I don't have the energy to think up more cutting remarks about Jordan, nor convey in words my exact feelings regarding her, so what I'm going to do instead is be extreeemely lazy, and repost a very old post about her and the kiddies... don't judge, we've all re-posted things, plus I got up at six this morning and worked a thirteen hour day, I'm headed for bed!

Won't Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children?

So on my never ending quest to find things to distract me from my college work, I ended up reading a bunch of my Nana's trashy gossip magazines (yes I'm aware of the irony, considering an earlier post, but I was desperate - its justified). Most of it was a pile of poo, and the rest was all about Jordan and Peter Andre. There was the "Poor Pete" devastated by Jordan's marriage to Alex Reid story, immediately followed by the "We're so happy to be married!" story as told by Jordan and Alex, then Pete's weekly column, then Alex's weekly column! Seriously, that's just throwing Jordan's fake hair extensions on the fire as fuel.

One of the stories mentioned that Peter Andre took his kids to one of his shows where he was gyrating with sexy half naked women, causing Jordan to freak out on the basis that this is inappropriate for two toddlers to be watching.

Yeah, cos having pictures of your giant inflatable boobs a mere google away isn’t far more traumatising for a child.


Not to mention that at four and two years of age, they were probably more preoccupied with their toes or something.

And also, this coming from the woman who wants to launch a make-up range for kids?? Considering she released pictures of her two year old daughter with straightened hair and wearing fake lashes a few weeks ago, perhaps she’s being just smidge hypocritical. She went on to say, “When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’ll encourage her. I’ll go, ‘Yeah, get them out for the lads!”

Well then, surely watching strippers is good training for her.


  1. I really don't get all that trashy mag stuff where there's TOTALLY conflicting stories right beside one another?! Happens regularly with the trio of madness that is Jordan, Peter and Alex Reid.

    Those POOR kids.

  2. It's terrible that there are so many wonderful people unable to have children and yet Jordan manages to have some, which she just uses for publicity!

  3. Aisling: I know, its such obvious shit stirring! Really makes my skin crawl, it really shows what a crap mag it is when they have to resort to things like that to get people buying.

    Hermia: You know, I'd never even thought of it like that. You're right though; your kids are your KIDS, they're not a shiny new handbag.