He recently burst onto the stage of Jimmy Kimmel's show during an interview with Mark Cuban, threw t-shirts at the crowd depicting various Sheen quotes, such as the infamous "I'm bi-winning!", planted a kiss on Kimmel's lips, and fled.
Now, he has decided to kick of a month long tour of twenty different cities for a live performance, the first of which kicked off last night. A lot of the shows sold out within minutes, despite the fact that no one really knew what exactly this would be a live performance of. Here's his press release statement, just to enlighten everybody:
“I am bringing ‘My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option’ show out to you in the battlefield,” Sheen said in a video announcing the tour. “If you’re winning, I’ll see you there. Trolls need not apply. . . . Buy your ticket. Take the ride. And the ride will take you.”
If reviews of his first show last night are anything to go by, many fans regret 'letting the ride take them'. Apparently, it was just "a bunch of ranting" according to one fan, who "expected him to at least entertain a little bit". Lads, come on now. His one liners are entertaining, but you can't build a one and a half hour show on that. What you can do, however, is list some of his best ones in a neat order on a blog...
"I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available yet because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
(Remind me to stick the the auld Panadol...)
"If you borrowed my brain for five minutes you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from this, uhh... terrestrial realm."
(Is that because our minds would be overrun by porn??)
"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."
(A classic gem of wisdom)
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
(We could all learn a thing or two about the beauty of modesty from Charlie - he is a shining beacon of it)
"I'm not fair game, I'm not a soft target. It's over. There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
(Well, ehh... make of that one what you will...)
"I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I've got tiger blood, man!"
(I don't want to know what crimes you committed to get tiger blood into your veins, Charlie...)
"It was written for normal people, people who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood running through their veins - you know, Adonis DNA."
(Ah god love us mere mortals, eh? Life is tough being so un-special)
(Talking about prostitutes who've sold their story on him) "Yeah, and where are they now? Under a bridge, that's where."
(At least they're not under a pile of their own vomit)
"Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."
(I can't do anything with this, it makes so little sense. Its like someone gave a five year old child some blocks with random words written on them and asked him to put them next to each other)
Honestly, I could go on, almost everything that comes out of his mouth these days is a spectacular one liner. The question is, however... do you think he genuinely has had some sort of mental breakdown and desperately needs help, or is he absolutely milking it for all its worth?